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General Discussion / A happy birthday to the founder!
« on: July 16, 2014, 02:01:10 PM »
This is to say a happy birthday to the founder of Globalinks Inc. (copyright owner of Nigeria Oil and Gas Forum), Odubiyi Adewale. Many happy returns of the day.
Let's wish him a happy birthday!

Sorry slip of the eyes

None in the South South?

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later - Brooks's law


General Discussion / Shut up and Drive
« on: May 21, 2013, 03:18:30 PM »
From AY Live: You are in the car with your dad & Rihanna's song "Shut up & drive" is playing. Your dad asked "what's d title of this song?" What will you say?


Exciting career opportunity exist for highly competent, energetic, self-motivated and dynamic fresh graduates to join the foremost financial service organisation in the country through the First Bank Graduate Trainee Programme.

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The Bank seeks to attract the best talents to fully maximize the immense opportunities available in the economy.


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Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

General Discussion / Re: One for me, one for you
« on: May 20, 2013, 11:27:34 AM »
@Engine: Are you ready to die

Computers, Web and Software Development / Re: Google at it again
« on: May 16, 2013, 09:14:41 AM »
@Saburi: What was your score?

General Discussion / One for me, one for you
« on: May 16, 2013, 09:13:43 AM »
Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot” one of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate’ but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag.

Few minuets later a drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice:
One for me, one for u. One for me, one for u.

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. “Father father pls come with me’ come and witness God &Satan sharing corpse at the

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u, one for me, one for u.
Suddenly the voice stop counting and says:Hey, What about the two at the gate?” , come see marathon.

Even the priest almost pass church gate shouting we are not dead yet

Pls Comment if you get it!

News & Happenings / Jonathan Declares State Of Emergency
« on: May 15, 2013, 10:39:56 AM »
President Goodluck Jonathan has declared a state of emergency in three north eastern states following an escalation of terrorist activities.

The order is for the states of Adamawa, Borno and Yobe and at this point it simply means more troops will be deployed there as Jonathan has vowed not to remove state officials from their posts. It is unclear how these steps will resolve the fighting as these hotspots are already heavily militarised.

The announcement came as the president acknowledged that some villages and towns in the north are now controlled by Islamist extremist groups, the most well-known of which is Boko Haram.

The president made the announcement in a nationwide television and radio broadcast. Jonathan said: “After wide consultations, and in exercise of the powers conferred on me by the provisions of Section 305, sub-section 1 of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999, as amended, I hereby declare a State of Emergency in Borno, Yobe and Adamawa states.  Accordingly, the chief of defence staff has been directed to immediately deploy more troops to these states for more effective internal security operations."

Jonathan took the decision in light of recent incidents of violence in "Borno, Yobe, Adamawa, Gombe, Bauchi, Kano, Plateau and most recently Bayelsa, Taraba, Benue and Nasarawa states". Scores of lives have been lost as a result of the violence. The death toll since 2010 is over 1600 lives according to Associated Press.

He concluded: "I want to reassure you all that those who are directly or indirectly encouraging any form of rebellion against the Nigerian state, and their collaborators; those insurgents and terrorists who take delight in killing our security operatives, whoever they may be, wherever they may go, we will hunt them down, we will fish them out, and we will bring them to justice. No matter what it takes, we will win this war against terror.”

Computers, Web and Software Development / Google at it again
« on: May 14, 2013, 01:23:42 PM »
On your desktop computer, google "Atari Breakout", then switch to Image Search... Tell me what you see or rather what the name of that game is...

This is a c++ code

Code: [Select]
    void operator [] (int x);
MYCLASS objMyClass;

Question: How can I access the [] operator from the objMyClass?

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Vacancies / Shell Nigeria Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2013
« on: May 10, 2013, 10:23:26 AM »
At Shell, we're developing all kinds of ideas to help meet the growing demand for energy. And we're looking for ambitious students and graduates to help us do more.

Shell Recruitment Day 2013

Shell is a global group of energy and petrochemical companies, employing approximately 87,000 people and operating in more than 70 countries and territories. Our aim is to meet the energy needs of society in ways that are economically, socially and environmentally viable, now and in the future. Our focus on innovation and technology has made us a leading manufacturer, distributor and marketer of refined petroleum products and has us ranked amongst the top 50 most innovative companies in the world.

Shell Graduate Employment Opportunities 2013

We are breaking new grounds in Africa and are looking for top talents who have expressed capacity, achievement and strong relationship skills to deliver on the global energy challenge.

Shell's core values are Honesty, Integrity and Respect in all its operations, is an equal opportunity employer and an advocate for diversity and inclusiveness.

Shell Graduate Programme

The Shell Graduate Programme is a development framework that enables new graduates to become fully independent Shell professionals in 2-5 years. At Shell, new graduates have access to an unparalleled range of roles and world-class training and development opportunities, including:
Leadership skills development
Networking, Coaching and Mentoring relationships
Learning curriculum (training, e-learning modules, accreditation)
Who we're looking for:
Graduates who finished with a very good degree at the Undergraduate level
Graduates who are currently engaged in or have finished their National Youth Service
Graduates with less than four years post graduation experience
There will be specific skill requirements for your chosen job area. But whatever your role, there are certain qualities you'll need if you're going to succeed at Shell.

You also need to be good at absorbing information, analysing problems, making objective decisions and coming up with original ideas. You should have the drive, confidence and resilience to get things done, the flexibility to work well in a team and the credibility to influence others.

Shell matches you into a particular role based on your skills, so you will not be required to apply for a specific Shell position. 

Be sure to click on "Students and Graduates" and apply for a "Shell Recruitment Day". You will need to upload a copy of your resumé, cover letter, and all academic transcripts including both undergraduate and graduate where applicable.

Let’s deliver better energy solutions together.

Application Removal Date: 31-Dec-2013

How To Apply
Interested candidates should go here to view the details and apply

One of the most successful actors in Nigerian entertainment circle, Otunba Adebayo Salami aka "Oga Bello" turned 61 years today the 9th of May 2013.

The veteran thespian was treated to a surprised low-
key birthday bash.

Happy Birthday Sir! MANY HAPPY RETURNS SIR..!

General Discussion / JAMBITATION
« on: May 10, 2013, 09:04:40 AM »
DADDY_AKPOS: ur mother said u went out to check & print your result.
AKPOS: thatz right dad.
DADDY_AKPOS: where is it den??
AKPOS: Benjamin borrowed it.
DADDY_AKPOS: what for??
AKPOS: he has a good result,so he said he want's to use mine to scare his parents.

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