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One for me, one for you
« on: May 16, 2013, 09:13:43 AM »
Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot” one of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate’ but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag.

Few minuets later a drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice:
One for me, one for u. One for me, one for u.

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. “Father father pls come with me’ come and witness God &Satan sharing corpse at the
cemetery.

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u, one for me, one for u.
Suddenly the voice stop counting and says:Hey, What about the two at the gate?” , come see marathon.

Even the priest almost pass church gate shouting we are not dead yet

Pls Comment if you get it!



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One for me, one for you
« on: May 16, 2013, 09:13:43 AM »

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Re: One for me, one for you
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2013, 01:43:06 PM »
Looollllllzzzzz. I'm so sure they will both be saying whaoo!!! that was so close. Thank God we ran for our lives. Nice one bro.
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Re: One for me, one for you
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2013, 11:10:48 PM »
Lolz: A whole Church pastor is not even ready to die now because no one is sure of where he may finally land..."Heaven vs Hell".... Aluta Continua.

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Re: One for me, one for you
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2013, 11:27:34 AM »
@Engine: Are you ready to die

 

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