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Title: AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Post by: Admin on April 28, 2013, 11:23:58 PM
Q: who is judas?
Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.
Q: where is judas from?
Akpos: Nigeria.
Q: which tribe?
Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos he loves money.
Q: what is Lazarus surname?
Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos wen Jesus came to his grave, He shouted “Lazarus Comfort”.
Q: who are the brothers of Lazarus that climb the tree to see Jesus?
Akpos: Aki n Popo.
Q: why?
Akpos: because the 2 na short men.
Q: complete this bible quote, “many are called but…”
Akpos: many are called but few have the credit to call back.
Title: Re: AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Post by: osofem on April 29, 2013, 10:08:01 AM
You have not serious before before  :P